Smart Kid.

Frames of Reference Were Always a Bit Different in the Lohan Family

Eight-old-girl: What is aged cheese?
Dad: You age cheese to make it better.
Eight-old-girl: You do?
Dad: Like whiskey.
Eight-old-girl: Ahhhh, I see.

--Starbucks, 9th & 2nd

via Overheard in New York, May 6, 2008