Overheard Roundup - Women, midgets and dildos.

Overheard in New York | Is This Your Vast Feminist Conspiracy Theory Again?:

"Emotional suit: My shrink said I'm dragging my feet to test my wife.
Supportive suit: He could be right.
Emotional suit: No, it's a woman.
Supportive suit: Oh no! She is manipulating your ass.

--3 Train

Overheard by: EmLo"

Overheard Everywhere | Either Way I Won't Be Able to Get Off Now:

"Suit #1: I can't believe I've lost them again!
Suit #2: Are we talking about dildos still or the midgets?

McDonald's Parking Lot
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: I wish I heard the first part of this conversation"