"Ex-husband: I can't believe you brought a date to our divorce hearing. Ex-wife: Fuck you! You hooked up with a girl in court. Ex-husband: I didn't 'hook-up' with her, we made plans for lunch today. Ex-wife: And that's better? Ex-husband: Actually, it's quite impressive. I rock, you suck, I'm getting laid tonight. Ex-wife: I got laid last night. Ex-husband: That's because you are a dirty hooker.
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