He will never get any at all, but it was worth it.

Almost Like She Thinks I'm a Smartass

Guy #1: I think I fucked up my chance with Jen.
Guy #2: Why what you do?
Guy #1: Well she's religious, and she sent me a text today that says "I get real emotional on Good Friday." so I write back 'I get real emotional on filet-o-fish Fridays.' she hasn't responded since.
Overheard by: James Jameson

via Overheard Everywhere, Apr 14, 2008