Well, you could... though it might have profound theological implications.

Jesus: How the Fuck Did That Rumor Get Started?

Girl #1: So, what's your idea of the perfect guy?
Girl #2: Oh, I know what she'll say! Jesus.
Girl #3, blushing: She's right.
Girl #1, rolling eyes: Ugh! But you can't go down on Jesus... can you?
Overheard by: J-Bake-Oh
via Overheard Everywhere, Feb 23, 2008