"Trapped in a dead-end job? Lack of education holding you back?"

Seriously funny.

Trapped in a dead-end job? Lack of education holding you back? Have it within yourself to murder secret agents without prejudice? Perhaps a career at A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D., The World's Fifth-Largest Evil Organization, is for you.

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Employee Testimonial: "Tyshawn Green"
A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. Global Enterprises
The World's Fifth-Largest Evil Organization

Tyshawn describes the mess his life was in before he became an A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. henchman.