"...like a white man..." Heh.

Can't Imagine How That Made 'em the Dominant Culture

Little Hispanic boy: I want more food.
Dad, calmly: Okay. We just have to get another plate.
Little Hispanic boy: But I want more food!
Dad: Okay! We just need to go get you another plate.
Little Hispanic boy: But I want more food!
Dad, yelling: I said 'okay'! I just have to get you a new plate!
Little Hispanic boy, shocked: You yelled at me...
Dad: Well, I tried speaking to you like a white man, but you wouldn't listen.

Chinese buffet
Reading, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Hole
via Overheard Everywhere, Jan 24, 2008