"Because we all know that if anybody, my god, if our children see nipples, they will go CRAZY."

No Boobies on Camera! at ComicMix:

"In 1916, only seven years after its inception, The National Board of Review, otherwise known as the National Board of Censorship, once the watchdog of the industry, covering filmmakers' backs from the evil censorial ways of the powers that be, became on this day the National Ball Vice of America, saying no to pee-pees and boobies on camera."