I say steroids for everyone!

But given that they won't do that, you'd think they'd pay more attention to steroid use by these folks than by baseball players.

Reason Magazine - Hit & Run > The Other Steroids Problem:

"Given that police officers carry guns, night sticks, and tasers, and that they have the power to use lethal force when necessary, one would think our politicians would be more concerned about illegal use of a drug known to contribute to fits of rage and violence among law enforcement than use by a bunch of baseball players. Of course, it's easier to score political points with the latter. It's also probably a pretty sweet power rush to make larger-than-life sports icons cower at the sound of your hearing gavel."