Parent's Weekend 2: Aburayama - I may be functionally retarded.

Because when I see something like this, even if it's ostensibly designed for kids, something demands I try it out. And make my wife try it too.

Why? It's like Everest. Because it's there, damnit.

If you can stand 15-20 seconds of looking at my shoes and knees, when you watch this video you may bear witness to what might be the finest and most graceful dismount ever.