Not helping the odds any, that's for sure.

3PM Might As Well Shave Your Head While You're at It

Female coworker, as another is delivered flowers: Every time I see the flower delivery guy I hope it's for me. I wish someone would send me something nice like that. Oh, well. I'll just take a piece of chocolate from the candy dish.
Male coworker: That's right, decrease your chances even further.

Route 110
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Drone

via Overheard in the Office, Nov 12, 2007