The ordinary American.

"I want you to imagine yourself as an ordinary American...

You don't have a passport. You've never been outside the continental United States. You think Hollywood is liberal. You distrust anyone who isn't Christian. Your kids are making bombs in the basement while you watch reality on TV. You think there were WMD's in Iraq and you think North Korea could nuke Hoboken. Yes?"

- From Thunderbolts #112, Marvel Comics, written by Warren Ellis.