A discussion from my probable future...

Overheard in the Office | But Ranting Is My Chosen Artform!:

"Disgruntled woman: Did you get my e-mail?
Boss: Yes, but you're so consistently negative I didn't bother to read it. Plus, your e-mails are always too long.
Disgruntled woman: What?
Boss: From now on, you're limited to two paragraphs-- No! Two sentences. And try to be positive for a change.

Chantilly, Virginia"