Dedicated to JM, wherever you are.

Overheard in the Office | ... In a Hypothetical World Where I Play D&D:

"Coworker #1: We should start a D&D game.
Coworker #2: Yeah. Let's ask Ben* if he wants to play, too!
Coworker #1, yelling to Ben: Hey, want to play D&D later?
Ben, yelling back: No! I don't play D&D!
Coworker #2: We thought you'd be a good Druid.
Ben, yelling back: Fuck that, I'm a thief acrobat!

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Will"