American children are all gonna end up weak and soft headed.

I swear to god, the level of stupidity is mind boggling.

Reason Magazine - Hit & Run > Who's Up for a Game of Point Football?:

"The Washington Post describes a Virginia public school's no-touching policy:

...All touching -- not only fighting or inappropriate touching -- is against the rules at Kilmer Middle School in Vienna. Hand-holding, handshakes and high-fives? Banned. The rule has been conveyed to students this way: 'NO PHYSICAL CONTACT!!!!!'"

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