Sandy joins the 21st Century.

Witness her new keitai.

She's so happy.

I, however, continue to refuse to get an electronic leash that one has to pay for.

If I'm not home, I'm doing something else, and probably don't want to talk to you anyways.

Shoot, even when I'm home it's even odds I don't want to talk to you.

[Bah. Humbug. No Santa Claus or Easter Bunny either.]