Mom Snider would be so disappointed.

She was a nurse, you know.

Poll: 80% of new nurses lack basic skills : National : DAILY YOMIURI ONLINE (The Daily Yomiuri):

"More than 80 percent of new graduates of nursing schools cannot administer injections or provide basic critical care such as artificial respiration, cardiac compression or the stopping of bleeding, by themselves, according to a survey by the Japanese Nursing Association."