Evolution is a Kabbalist Conspiracy!

Today's batshit political craziness, brought to you by Texas Republicans! [You kinda had to figure...]

Crooks and Liars » GA Lawmaker: “Kabbalists” Behind Evolution:

"Powerful Texas state Rep. Warren Chisum (R), an advocate of religious-right causes such as banning adoption by gay couples and amending the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage, has passed along a "memo" from a kindred spirit in the Georgia House claiming that "teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs," reports the Dallas Morning-News...

'Indisputable evidence - long hidden but now available to everyone - demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion,' writes Mr. Bridges …

Mr. Bridges also supplies a link to a document that describes scientists Carl Sagan and Albert Einstein as 'Kabbalists' and laments 'Hollywood's unrelenting role in flooding the movie theaters with explicit or implicit endorsement of evolutionism.'"