Cindi be a blogger now.

I warmly welcome my sister-in-law into the world of not getting things done in real life.

profoundly perplexed: wicked humor - the back story:

"i flew back to visit my parents for the holidays a couple of years ago. my father was driving, i was sitting in the passenger seat while my mom was in the back. my father and i are going through a quick 'how are things' when i hear my mother from the back. she's not speaking directly to my father or me so i turn around.

me: who are you talking to you?
mom: klkick sdfhkse fieps nanu nanu
me: mom! who are you talking to??
mom: don chu know? i'm alien. i'm speaking aliens.

i almost pee'ed in the car."