Best Valentine's Day Story Ever.

Boing Boing: Report: woman ties up her Valentine, then drinks his blood:

"An NBC affiliate in Arizona is reporting that 23-year-old Tempe resident Tiffany Sutton 'tricked' a 43-year-old man 'with an offer of kinky sex,' but things quickly turned nonconsensual:

...after tying him up, police said, she pulled out a knife and cut the man on the leg. She then told him she likes to drink blood and proceeded to drink from his leg, officials said.'"

C'mon, what's a little blood if you're getting to hook up with a girl twenty years younger? Seems like a fair trade.

But now I've got a compelling urge to watch some Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Weird.