Ah yes... "Parenting."

Overheard in the Office | Boot Camp Is Over -- We're Goin' to War:

"Two-year-old girl: Up, Daddy.
Dad: No.
Two-year-old girl: Up, Daddy... P'ease?
Dad: No. C'mon, we taught you how to walk for a goddamned reason. Let's move it.

Target [Of course it was Target... Could only be funnier if it was Wal-Mart - Rob.]
Avon, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu"