"Become your own fantasy of yourself."

Warren Ellis gives you goals for the year. More at the link.

Warren Ellis - The 2007 Show

This year:

* Become your own fantasy of yourself.

* Urinate on something consecrated.

* Destroy someone's mind using only your eyes and words.

* Create a Title or Doctorate for yourself.

* Listen to one new thing every day.

* Understand in your heart that the Dog is the natural enemy of the Human.

* Spend at least 12 hours as an alien being.

* Force complete strangers to look at your "spaceship."

* Without getting arrested.

* Or married.