It's all so confusing.

But He Does Have a Really Hot 12-Year-Old Niece

Meat clerk: So, Mitch*, how old is your daughter?
Mitch*: Nineteen. Why, you wanna fuck her? She's a whore. Joe* already fucked her.
Joe*: He doesn't have a daughter.

Supermarket
Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Fishmonger

via Overheard in the Office, Nov 9, 2006