Drugs, if nothing else, spark the hell outta creativity...

Cause no sober individual decides he's a bridge troll.

I don't think.

TheDenverChannel.com - News - 'Bridge Troll' Arrested After Confrontation With Deputy:

"Robert Hibbs, 19, was arrested Friday in a park near Foothills Highway and Colorado Avenue after demanding money and attacking the deputy. Police said that Hibbs insisted he was a troll and owned the bridge the deputy was trying to cross."