Up your nose with a Tec-9. Bitch.

And lo' the rivers ran red with blood and the Apocalypse was upon us.

Welcome Back, Kotter.

Starring Ice Cube.

Defamer, the L.A. Gossip Rag: Welcome, Black Kotter:

"We can now look forward to our fond memories of Welcome Back, Kotter being irreparably soiled on its journey to the big screen, Variety reports, with the no-brainer casting of gangsta-rapper-turned-beloved-star- of-forgettable-family-comedies Ice Cube producing and starring"