"Jesus wouldn't allow it"

Overheard in the Office: The Voice of the Cubicle - 1PM Lunch:

"Co-worker #1: So who is this [Harold] guy?
Co-worker #2: He was hired for a job, but never showed up.
Co-worker #1: Why? Did you ever find out?
Co-worker #2: All he wanted to do was rape and pillage, but Jesus wouldn't allow it in this establishment."