Overheard in the Office: The Voice of the Cubicle - 3PM Smoke Break

Overheard in the Office: The Voice of the Cubicle - 3PM Smoke Break:

"3PM Smoke Break

Cow-orker #1: I'm going to have to take a lot of time to help my wife out when the baby comes. Are we allowed any paternity leave?
Co-worker #2: The father gets 3 days. I don't know what you get.

1 Bay Avenue
Montclair, New Jersey"