"Very very so-so"

Is the absolute best response I've gotten from a kid at school to the oft repeated question "How are you?"

Very very so-so.

Almost poetic in it's ambivalence.

It rides the cusp of completely not coming down on any position whatsoever.

Political, even.

I will use it now, always.

"How was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
"Very very so-so."

Indeed.