Enlightenment

Used Car Sales:

"' If you don't have something to do, pretend to look busy '

' you get paid more than I do, you pretend I'm looking busy '

This is what was rolling around in his head. Rich decided to take the day off.

Rich made good food. He worked out, smoked a fatty and had a hot tub. He caught up on his chores around the house. He listened to his favorite music, read a book and took a nap and yes, he masturbated.

Rich went to work a happy man the next day."