Birth Control

Clothed [in joy]: Here, PLAY WITH THIS!:

"Shopping on a Saturday afternoon, is the best form of birth control. EVER.

'Mommy, can I have it? Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssse. Mommy, say yes. Mommy, say yes. Mommy, say yes. Mommy, say yes. Mommy, say yes. BUY IT. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. I. WANT. IT.'"