This one's for Spence...

Who specifically requested a picture of what was in my fridge.

Well, actually, now that I think about it... it was more like "Your pictures and videos suck Spielberg! What's next? Pictures of the inside of your fridge?!"

But when you give it due consideration, it's, I think, his way of saying he loves me without feeling too homosexual about it.

He's uncomfortable with that sort of thing.