"The story is about overcoming societal norms that restrict one's self-esteem" - the way only Doug Stanhope can tell.

And since it's Doug Stanhope it provides philosophical gems like...

If you hold stories of any personal sexual experience as sacrosanct and "private," then maybe you shouldn't wager your pussy on a baseball game with a comedian that you met whilst drunk the night before. Sex to me is as hallowed as having breakfast or sneezing (moreso perhaps if you sneezed onto or into someone.)

The story is about overcoming societal norms that restrict one's self-esteem. Girls like you don't fuck guys like me, as you've repeated in your email 16 years later.

But - as the story goes - you did. You fucked me, Bobbie Barnett. You fucked me, and a 1000 repo-men with a 1000 tow-trucks can never take that back.

Not with an email. Not with a lawsuit.

If your husband left the hand of Christ, lost his path and decided to murder me in my sleep, it wouldn't get my signature out of the guest-book of your vagina.

All here - Doug Stanhope - Stand-Up Comedian - Bobbie Barnett and Baseball