Mastery of mixed metaphors.

Overheard in the Office | We Just Put It in the Trunk; We'll Bury It Later:

"Coworker #1, walking down hallway: What's so wrong with beating dead whores?
Coworker #2: I don't really know what to say right now.
Coworker #1: See! In this morning's meeting nobody else said anything about it either. I was just saying that we need to stop talking about the budget because it's like beating dead whores. Like that saying goes. But the conversation just kind of stopped.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Jen"