Saturday, April 05, 2008

You Can't Fuck With James Brown.

[Or, you know... you couldn't.] They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Warren Ellis » Awe:
"'One night in the summer of 2001, after he’d slathered her in Vaseline (“He liked you all greased up,” she says. “Like a porkchop”) and wore her out trying to come, he gave up and left the room, and Gloria dozed off. When she woke up, (James Brown) was standing at the foot of the bed in a full-length mink coat over his bare chest, a black cowboy hat, and silk pajama pants with one leg tucked into a cowboy boot and the other hanging out. He had a shotgun over his shoulder and a white stripe of Noxzema under each eye. “I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage. He took the Rolls, drove ten miles to Augusta, weaving all over the road, clipping mailboxes, smoking more dope, and screaming about being an Indian.' - James Brown ‘Cummed Himself To Death’ - Hecklerspray: Music, Movies, TV, Celebs, Games and Gossip"

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