Bus drive: Next stop, Queensborough Community College -- where dreams come true. If you ever thought of going back to college, but are too scared, thinking, 'Oh, I'm too old,' well, you should go to school. Now arriving at QCC... And remember, knowledge is power.
--Q27 Bayside bus
Overheard by: Caro-kun
Bus driver, about traffic jam: Ladies and gentlemen, Fifth Avenue will be the next stop. We will be arriving in seven to ten days. [Minutes later] Attention! The waiter will be around shortly to take your dinner orders. The next crosstown movie will be Gone with the Wind.
Bus driver, as passengers are disembarking: Leave my kingdom. Education is just two minutes away.
--B1 bus, Kingsborough College
Overheard by: Robert
Big, Hard Part. Little, Black Heart.
Guy #1: So yeah, I fucked her, man... It was great.
Guy #2: Good to know, man.
Guy #1: And know what's better?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: I fuckin' hate her!
Guy #2: Sweet, man!
Guy #1: I know!
--30th & 3rd
Overheard by: AMH
via Overheard in New York, Mar 25, 2008