By bringing the world Rocky III, Stallone is allowed to do anything he wants. Ever. And I'll watch it.
[This is funny though. I would also pay to see this.]
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"If I were directing this bad boy, I'd trash whatever script they've got now and just film scene after scene of Sylvester Stallone old-people stuff. Like yelling at the TV and forgetting where he put his reading glasses. And then every 15 minutes or so, a boxing glove would appear on screen and knock him out."